Help! Blow Up Doll Popped - Need a Woman in Tampa...

Hi I'm Larry. A series of tragic events have brought me here through no fault of my own. I was minding my own business when my Betty Blow Up Doll from Amazon popped. Just like that! The noise caused my neighbors to call the cops and I was humiliated. Never again! I have a foolproof plan. I am going to find a replacement who wont make so much noise. She should be single, attractive and not prone to popping. She should also be like Betty and like to party once in a while and go out at night. Message me here if you live in the Tampa area. - LuckyLarry